I keep starting threads, and their views are already in the hundreds.. yet only one or two replies!

How can I get you guys to start posting? :)

Lol dude! Ok, this is how I see things: I come here to play risk, to have some fun and that's it. If you are just so bored, why did you find wargear as right place to talk with people about everything? There are so many chat sites and various forums and groups on internet where it can work without praying for someone to talk about all sorts of topics...? I mean, it's like you want to fix a tooth, and go to the casino
It is not the right place for what you want...

Well you see, I figured that I am on this website, often waiting for my turn, why not be posting on a forum while I do?

Perhaps other people are equally waiting and could do with something to waste those minutes on ;)

how about a joke. so aiken drumn waks in a bar and sits down in front of a bowl of nuts. the nuts start to say all these nice things to aiken. he becomes curios and asks the bartender hey whats up with these nuts. the bartender replys,they are complimentory.. badap bomp.

It made me smirk, so I guess it counts :)

What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

An Investigator..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? 

No I-dear

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no I-dear

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino

And since you're from the UK, I'll give you one that's a little closer to home:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

too soon? ;)

Ozyman wrote:

too soon? ;)

It's never too soon to kill an Irishman.

Says the Scot?