*while raptor is recovering from the wound, steals all of his money, and goes to Russia to purchase weapons and mercenaries.

Asks Papa Smurf for help.

Says, "I don't need no stinking ticket" to win this game.  Besides, the weather in Boston is horrible."

*Off to Cal Tech to figure out how to become the most dominant, brilliant, and (did I say dominant?) world ruler ever.

I'd do a little surfing in my spare time if the game could handle two orders at once.

*booby-traps M57s transportation to Cal Tech

*hits Raptor with my magic bag

*Plants pop-corn in the ground to grow more pop-corn

Update 6:

 

Yertle wrote:

*shoots the Raptor.

 

16 (20): Your arrows slam into the Raptor, blinding him in one eye and leaving him bleeding severely.

 

TheIronRelic wrote:

*while raptor is recovering from the wound, steals all of his money, and goes to Russia to purchase weapons and mercenaries.

 

9 (10): With all the blood about, you can't find his purse

 

itsnotatumor wrote:

Asks Papa Smurf for help.

 

7: He seems unmoved by your plight.

 

M57 wrote:

Says, "I don't need no stinking ticket" to win this game.  Besides, the weather in Boston is horrible."

*Off to Cal Tech to figure out how to become the most dominant, brilliant, and (did I say dominant?) world ruler ever.

I'd do a little surfing in my spare time if the game could handle two orders at once.

 

13: You arrive at Cal Tech an begin your studies.

weathertop wrote:

*booby-traps M57s transportation to Cal Tech

 

17: The bomb you place on the bus works exactly as planned. The devastation is huge. You kill 48 people including two children. You are now on the run as one of Americas Most Wanted. M57 is severely hospitalised.

 

AttilaTheHun wrote: *hits Raptor with my magic bag

 

17 (20): Your Magic bag slams into Raptor, forcing the arrows deeper still.

 

Kjeld wrote:

*Plants pop-corn in the ground to grow more pop-corn

14: You have loads of pop-corn

 

 

STATS!

AtillaTheHun

15/15

Running around

Ying (+3 dual attack Raptor with Yertle)

Items:

Magic Bag

 

Raptor

6/15

Bullying AtillaTheHun

Splinted Leg (-2 to movement for three turns)

Blind in one eye (-1 to coordination)

Bleeding Heavily (-4hp/turn)

 

Yertle

15/15

Hunting Raptor

Yang  (+3 dual attack Raptor with AtillaTheHun)

Items:

Magnificent Bow (+3 to attack Rolls, +2 Damage)

 

M57

1/15

In Hospital

Broken Everything (immobile)

Items:

Tooth Brush (+1 to hygiene)

 

Kjeld

15/15

Items:

Lots of Popcorn 

Uber-Armoured popcorn-selling stand (+8 to defence rolls)

 

weathertop

7/15

America's Most Wanted (Turns til Assasination: 5)

Wanted by the Cops (-5 to any actions in public)

Items:

Skinning Knife (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

Arrow stuck in head

Bleeding (-2hp/turn)

Regenerative popcorn (+3hp/turn)

10 x World Domination Suppliers Shares (Value 49p each)

 

jefhw5

15/15

Items:

Flaming Sword (+1 atk, + 1Dmg)

 

itsnotatumor

15/15

Items:

Scroll of Fireball (+8 Damage on target)

 

TheIronRelic

15/15

BIG Plans (Trying to take over the world +1)

Brain still working.. *enrolls in on-line wizardry course. 

*turns weathertop into the police and receives reward money

*puts up sign on the popcorn stand: "Popcorn - 5gp; one day of shelter - 15gp"

Pops all of Kjelds popcorn with Fireball spell.

what's a gp?

Marvels at Weathertop's complete loss of credibility.

http://dungeons.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Piece

um, gold pieces, $, dollars, yen, whatever sort of currency we're using in this game.

Amidon37 wrote:

Marvels at Weathertop's complete loss of credibility.

http://dungeons.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Piece

Nerd status revoked! =D

Though I did assume that's what it was ...I was never a D&D guy.

still:

America's Most Wanted (Turns til Assasination: 5)

didn't see that coming!

*goes off-grid to change appearance

Now I think a legitimate questions is the following pence, platinum, or pesos?

"10 x World Domination Suppliers Shares (Value 50p each)"

it's obviously plutonium (1p = 1,000,000gp) or maybe possibly palladium (1p = 1,000 gp)